Whitney.

NYC | 19


I like dogs, tea, and when my hair behaves.

frankoceanfanclub:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

Ass eating goes hard so what’s your point

(via notplayingwithbarbiesanymore)

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via theyoungandwreckless)

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

(via kayteesometimes)

tom-fletcher:

imagine this was a sraith pictiúr

tom-fletcher:

imagine this was a sraith pictiúr

(via sian-valentine)

kygarbs:

kygarbs:

I’m your handyman #palmtattoos #hammer #sickle #handyman #turdalert #mugshot (at The Divine Canvas Tattoos, Photography and Fine Art)

Happy 21st birthday to me, here’s my face.

kygarbs:

kygarbs:

I’m your handyman #palmtattoos #hammer #sickle #handyman #turdalert #mugshot (at The Divine Canvas Tattoos, Photography and Fine Art)

Happy 21st birthday to me, here’s my face.

hemofilia:

I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

(Source: mangoaide, via weloveshortvideos)

princessblogonoke:

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

cnt not reblog this every tine skibhjmsrlgskrngbh

princessblogonoke:

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

cnt not reblog this every tine skibhjmsrlgskrngbh

(via sideshowknob)

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

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