Whitney.

NYC | 19


I like dogs, tea, and when my hair behaves.

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via sideshowknob)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via laughingminds)

miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

(Source: princess-passion-flower, via laughingminds)

volcaniclungs:

howtobeterrell:

cominguppennylane:

daughterofassata:

unoppressedactivities:

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

Is this real?!!!! LMFAO OMG

Is it good to be basic? Don’t ask me. I wouldn’t know

Lol

this is too good 

volcaniclungs:

howtobeterrell:

cominguppennylane:

daughterofassata:

unoppressedactivities:

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

Is this real?!!!! LMFAO OMG

Is it good to be basic? Don’t ask me. I wouldn’t know

Lol

this is too good 

(via tronixa)

bakrua:

why is there even such a controversy over why girls are doing better in school. why is this an issue. why cant you just accept for once that men are not fucking better than everything. there is actual proof that girls perform better than boys in school in england but men literally can’t handle that and they have to make up like ten million fucking excuses holy shit

(via noelfieldingnoelfielding)

stability:

a work of art

(via howfuckingironic)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via noelfieldingnoelfielding)